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I want to join a fight club.

It was a year ago yesterday that we had our first date; tomorrow our first kiss. I doubt that you care, or even remember. I wish more than anything that I didn’t.

Bye-bye self respect. I haven’t had much of it since you left. I missed out on the best of you.
Barenaked Ladies